{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?","punchline":"Cool Ranch!","id":171}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?","punchline":"To prevent bat breath!","id":354}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?","punchline":"A Fermilabrador Retriever.","id":253}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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