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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}

{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

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